You're here, Kobato-chan!
Where's Rika?
Rika hasn't come in yet.
Then the movie isn't here yet?
Yeah.
She sent me a text last night that she'd have something amazing by morning.
Don't tell me...
she was up all night working on it?
I'll go check up on her.
Neighbors Club
Movie Screening
Where: Church Lounge 2
When: Screening 1 11:00
Screening 2 13:00
Screening 3 15:00
Sect Sigma
Science Prep Room
Hey, Rika!
Huh? It's unlocked?
Rika?
Rika!
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
sono te ni datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach your hand
presented by Mazui
souzou ijou da ne jetcoaster na mainichi
Every day is a roller coaster, wilder than you can imagine
hisshi de mae wo muite
Trying so hard to look straight ahead
itsumo kakenuketan da
That's how I've been running all this time
zutto tsudzuki ga shinai ne
It feels like something happens, but that's the end
bokura no jikan wa
That's how our lives go
ima shika nai kara
This moment is all we have
kono shunkan kizamitsukeyou
So let's burn it into our memories
Be My Friend
Be my friend
shiranai furi shitatte
Even if you pretend you don't know
Be My Side
Stand by me
zenbu kidzuiteta yo
I know you've already realized it
mou ippo
One more step
kimi no tonari ni ikou
I'll try getting closer to you now
te wo toreru you ni
So I can hold your hand
Be My Friend
Be my friend
miagete bakari datte
I'm always looking up at you
Be My Side
Stand by me
akogareteru ima mo
But even if I want to be more like that
mou ikkai
One more time
nando demo te wo nobasou
I'll reach out as many times as I need to
ano hoshi datte todokisou sa
It feels like I could even reach that star
I'm a Confused Chicken
Looks like it's just a cold.
And here she had us worried.
We may have been relying on her too much...
Yeah...
But we don't have time to talk about that right now.
What do you mean?
We can worry about her later.
Let's get to it now.
Get to what?
The screening is canceled.
Canceled?!
Well, that's a bit of a downer.
We can't show a movie that isn't finished.
And there's no point if the seven of us don't watch it together first.
Yozora...
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Hey you!
No changing people's flyers!
Wait, it's you, Hasegawa-kun?
Oh, Yusa?
I'm not changing other people's flyers.
My club's thing got canceled, so I'm taking them down.
I'm sorry about that.
Someone like you would never do anything bad!
No, I'm just so moved!
No one ever understands when I try to explain...
Actually, they run away before I get a chance to...
I'm not sure what you mean,
but it seems you're quite emotional.
As expected of an ultra-popular perfect superman boyfriend fit for Kashiwazaki Sena!
I told you, I'm not her boyfriend.
We're just in the same club.
In the same club?
I didn't think Kashiwazaki Sena had joined a club...
She joined one in June.
The Neighbors Club?
I've never heard of it.
What does the club do?
Uh...
Sorry, I'm in a bit of a rush.
Sorry to hold you up.
Yeah. You keep up the good work too!
Of course!
Infirmary
Rika, you awake?
I'm awake.
And I'm open for surprise sex.
Look...
This isn't the time for jokes like—
Could you keep your cold forever?
That's kind of mean, isn't it?
No, sorry, just kidding.
So the screening is canceled?
Yeah.
I was so close to finishing it too...
But there wouldn't be any point if you fainted again.
Then maybe we could show a 95% finished movie?
We can't do that, stupid.
There's no point if the seven of us don't watch it together first.
...said Yozora.
Yozora-senpai said that?
Yeah. That Yozora.
I...
We all felt the same way.
Moved to tears?
I'm not crying!
I almost did, myself.
Now I'm feeling sleepy.
Kodaka-senpai.
If you want to rape me, you should do it now.
Like in an ero doujin.
Hey, look...
What'd you do if I really did?
But you wouldn't, right?
Oh, could you read me a book until I fall asleep?
A book?
This please!
A Secret Personal Lesson from a Dick of a Biology Teacher
Th-That's a BL book...
Come on! Read it, Senpai!
Look...
It's just what I need.
Okay, fine.
You really are a total pervert.
Completely rotten.
Thank you!
Then could you start from the bookmarked page?
"Fufufu... Y-You look like you want it, Osawa-kun."
"Do you want my... meat staff..."
I can't hear you!
"...meat staff that badly?"
Put more feeling into it!
"S-Sensei, hurry and put your hot thing into my y-yaoi hole..."
Yaoi hole?
What the heck's a yaoi hole?
Huh? You're a guy. Why don't you know what a yaoi hole is?
Huh?
What the heck are you talking about?
Hole?
I never imagined yaoi holes don't actually exist...
Of course they don't.
How could I have known?!
I've never seen a real guy's body before...
And I never had a friend who could tell me...
So you really don't have one?
Can I check—
That's enough. Go to sleep.
I'm out of here.
Okay.
I only got to talk to you about stupid stuff like this because of the Neighbors Club, huh?
Received Message
Shiguma Rika
To the Neighbors Club members.
I've finished editing the movie. Please come to the clubroom.
To the Neighbors Club members.
I've finished editing the movie. Please come to the clubroom.
Ahem.
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble during the cultural festival.
It's no big deal.
Rika-dono, you needn't mind.
Whatever, just show the movie already.
I wanna see the movie now too!
Now let us see your futile struggle, foolish humans.
Then let's begin.
The Legend of the Great Kasiwasky Suenna
Love: To Live, to Die, and to Find
And so, the curtains fell for the Neighbors Club's cultural festival activities.
One, two, three, two!
One, two, three, zero!
One, two, three, eight!
Cut that out!
Another high score!
Who're you?
Yusa!
I'm in your class! Yusa Aoi!
My class?
We've talked a bunch of times in the classroom!
Now that you mention it, I think I may have...
Kashiwazaki Sena...
You dare insult me like this again!
Now now, don't let it get to you.
Did you need something?
Oh, right!
What is this club?!
All you do is play around!
We just happen to be taking a break right now.
You can't fool me!
I've been watching you!
Watching?
I was curious as to what kind of club Hasegawa-kun and Kashiwazaki Sena were in.
I-I see...
So?
Is there a problem if all we do is gather in the clubroom and play around?
Each club has its own goals.
You have no right to criticize us for what we do.
I'm part of the student council!
The student council is obligated to ensure all students are on the correct path!
Yusa sees Sena as a rival. I think that might be the root of the issue...
So it's Meat's fault?
The Neighbors Club has been approved by the school.
We are fulfilling the goals which we set out.
Under the guidance of our Lord,
to become good neighbors of and deepen friendships with all students of the school,
and with wholehearted devotion, adapt ourselves to any situation to develop character.
In other words, looking like we're playing around is part of the Neighbors Club activities!
Huh?
How do you remember that whole thing?
We play games and read books,
all in order to become good neighbors and deepen friendships with all students of the school.
I'm sure you'd want the same.
Interesting friends.
Intelligent friends.
Friends with common interests.
Friends you can rely on.
I do!
Shut up.
We each work with wholehearted devotion each day in order to become friends like that.
I admit that having friends like that would make for a very fulfilling life...
But what I'm seeing here doesn't fit that description!
That's just your personal opinion.
Does the student council have the right to deny perfectly good, average students a club based on a personal opinion?
But look at that person there!
And her too! They're breaking the school rules!
Breaking rules?
Their clothes!
Student handbook, section 5: Regulations regarding clothing.
Students shall wear the regulation uniform upon entering, leaving, and on the school grounds—
Section 5, Article 4 outlines allowable exceptions to the standard uniform.
It clearly states that this rule does not apply during club activities.
A-Article 4...
You're right...
But this should only apply to team uniforms and other sports gear!
Then you should revise the school rules to make that clear.
The laws of mere mortals can bind me not.
That's because you're in middle school.
Middle school? What's a middle schooler doing in your club?!
There's no rule stating that middle schoolers aren't allowed to join.
Only students of the school are permitted on school grounds!
Yes, only students of the school are allowed to join...
See?
But does a student at our middle school not attend our school?
Students at our middle school are officially students of St. Chronica Academy.
Furthermore, I find it strange to call a club member's sibling an outsider.
And furthermore, this chapel is indeed within the school grounds,
but it is also a facility open to the public.
Therefore, there is no issue with having Hasegawa Kodaka's sister here as a club member!
Hear that?
Good for you.
You'd better remember this!
And don't come back, student council dog.
It's stressful talking to someone I don't know...
Good job, President.
You will concede defeat today!
You again?
Your confidence will come to an end today.
I've found an irrefutable reason why the Neighbors Club is illegitimate!
More slander?
Article 2 of the rules governing activities during school hours:
Class or club activities taking place without an authorized supervisor are not permitted!
So basically, we need a moderator?
And your moderator is the problem!
Rule 17 regarding club activities:
A club's moderator must be a teacher in active service or a related member of staff.
Article 2 of those regulations allow for a sister to act as a moderator.
There's no problem here.
It's true that a sister can act as a moderator.
However, Takayama Maria is not a sister!
The name Takayama Maria is not on the list of sisters dispatched to this school!
Only her sister Kate-sensei is registered!
In order words, she's nothing but a little girl hanging around the chapel!
But our club registration form was approved without issue!
That was a bureaucratic oversight!
Hang on a second.
Onii-chan? What's up?
I just wanted to ask something...
Is Maria actually a sister?
No.
So bluntly?!
She's helping me out while she learns about the real world.
It's easier to keep an eye on her when she's working at the same school.
So why does she call herself a teacher?
That's just her making things up.
Then why does she wear a habit?!
Because it's cute!
Call in Progress
Takayama kate
Call Ended
Apparently, she really isn't a sister...
I see...
I'm not a sister...
What am I, then?
Anyway, without a moderator, you are not a legitimate club!
You should be disbanded, like any other unsanctioned club!
If you don't like that, then next time—
So there's no problem if Maria becomes an official moderator, right?
Th-That's right...
But she's not, so you're—
Alright, give me a minute.
How about a cup of coffee?
Don't worry, it's not poisoned or anything.
What a blunder...
I missed an opportunity to eliminate an enemy.
You don't have to eliminate her...
Sorry to keep you waiting, peasants.
Maria's been offered an appointment as a special part-time instructor.
What's a special part-time instructor?
Pretty much a teacher.
I called Papa and asked him about it.
Pardon?
I can be a real teacher?
Yep. What do you think?
Yeah! I'll do it!
Okay, I'll get the paperwork done then.
Yay! I get to be a real teacher!
Papa? About that thing just now...
Yeah. Yep. Thanks again.
That's just messed up!
This is the Chairman's decision. Got a problem with that?
Of course I do!
Even if you've got a legitimate moderator now, it doesn't change the fact that at the time—
Silence, mongrel.
Let me make one thing clear.
Even if the student council had filed to disband our club, I could just destroy it.
Be grateful that I chose to get us a moderator instead of just shattering your reputation.
I-I won't accept that!
Listen, mongrel!
This club is mine.
If you keep barking in my garden any longer, I will crush you like a bug.
Do you want me to get you expelled?
There's no way you can—
You're free to believe I can't.
I-I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused.
A rich girl using a position of power to trample over anyone who crosses her path...
You're definitely playing the bad guy.
I got the problem sorted out, so who cares?
No! I missed Kaoru-chan in bunny ears and white bikini!
Did you chase her out just because you wanted to get back to your game?
Even threatening her?
Obviously!
Sena cares for but one thing alone.
I don't care about anyone in my way who I can just get rid of with power.
Anyone worth facing wouldn't care about that and still take me on.
I kind of feel bad for Yusa,
but with these two around, the Neighbors Club is safe no matter who shows up.
Oh, right, Kodaka...
Papa brought up that thing when I was talking with him just now.
Huh?
You should just marry me.
I've been thinking about it for a while now.
We talked about it before, right?
We shouldn't have to care about some promise between my Papa and yours.
But it's just the promise itself that doesn't matter.
When we found out we were engaged, it ended up sounding like we would never get married.
The engagement doesn't matter. Strictly as far as how I feel right now,
I think I do want to marry you.
After all, I'm in love with you.
Huh? What was that?
You just made me lose, idiot!
Oh, sorry...
So, what was that?
Couldn't you hear me?!
Oh...
I said it...
Well, I guess it's okay.
I was going to tell you at some point anyway.
So, basically...
Well... that's the way it is, so...
Wh-What's like what?
The game was too loud. I couldn't hear you.
Kodaka...
Oh, right! I have to do something!
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
hikatta hazu no ano hoshi
That star that used to always shine in the sky
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru
The clouds covered it up so I couldn't see it, I got lost
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
nani wo shinjitara ii
What should I believe?
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
fuantei sugiru sekai de
The world is just too fickle
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta
I nearly broke the treasure that I found there
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
nakusu no ga kowakute
I was so scared of losing it
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
fujouri datte tameiki tsuki
I know it's crazy, I heaved a sigh
torikago de agaiteta hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
torikago de agaiteta hibi
Those days we spent clawing at our cages
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
onaji sora wo miagetetan da
But we both looked up to see
bokura wa
The same sky
bokura wa
The same sky
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
kimi no te wo nigitta toki
When I took and squeezed your hand,
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
You just squeezed my hand back
nigirikaeshite kureta ne
You just squeezed my hand back
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
tsunagatta kono te wa
This pair of hands, held together
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
donna hane yori tsuyoin da
Can take us farther than if we had wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
tsubasa nante nakutatte
You don't need to have wings
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
motto takaku toberu kara
We can fly even higher than that
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
kitto ima nara daijoubu
I'm sure that we'll be okay
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou
Let's grab hold of that star shining in the sky
Demon Prince Astaroth!
With the magic I succeed from my master, today I shall destroy you without fail!
I commend your unrelenting will, Guernica!
But before you do, I shall reveal to you the truth!
Guernica, I am your father!
What?!
How could a horse like you be...
It's a long story.
No thanks.
Wait! Then let me say one thing!
Next Episode
I Have... Friends
Next time, on the final episode of Haganai NEXT:
I Have... Friends—
I will shatter your soul along with your body!
Nine Lives Breaker!